I can't. Stop. Laughing.
Just some quotes for my darling friends:
- "I felt a little depress then, so I slit my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding"
- ""Then he put his thingie in my you-know-who"
- ""He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kinda like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."
- "My name's Harry Potter although most people call me Vampire"
- "then he put his boys thingie down there and WE HAD SEX"
- "he had a really big you know what"
- "VIOER EXCRETION ADVISD"
- "Vlodemort and da death deelers!"
It's still unknown whether this was a trollfic, or if the girl was serious when she was writing it. Frankly, I'm siding with this article here
and think that, if it was a trollfic, then Tara is the Master of Trolls. Too much work and dedication went into not only butchering the English language, but also in keeping up with two different personas and accounts, the different the stories, the "falling out" of her and "Raven"... It's too horribly bad to be true, yes, but I like to think that it IS true.
Also you guys need to watch the videos on their channel.
They are so pathetically funny, I end up in stitches every time.
Those poor, poor girls.